Mitch Hedberg este un bine cunoscut comediant. Are un umor observaţional şi un stil de livrare neconvenţional. Foloseşte de obicei glume foarte scurte (one liners)

Născut la data de 24 Februarie 1968.
Născut în Saint Paul, Minnesota - Statele Unite ale Americii.
Mort la 29 Martie 2005, în Livingston, New Jersey.

Cariera:
Debutul: Mitch Hedberg a debutat in stand-up comedy in anul 1989 si a lansat primul sau album, intitulat "Strategic Grill Locations", in 1999 independent ÅŸi apoi la casa de discuri Comedy Central.
Evenimente notabile: În 1996 a prestat la Festivalul Internaţional de Comedie Just for Laughs din Melbourne. A apărut la The Late Show with David Letterman de zece ori.

Filmografie:
* Lords of Dogtown în rolul tipului Urethane Wheels (2005)
* Almost Famous ca managerul de drum al formaţiei Eagles (2000)
* Los Enchiladas! în rolul lui Lee (1999)

Discografie:
* Strategic Grill Locations, Comedy Central Records (1999)
* Mitch All Together, CD/DVD, Comedy Central Records (2003)
* Do you believe in Gosh?, post-mortem (2008)

Citate:
* "Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.'"
* "I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."
* "Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?"
* "I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a 'baby naming book'. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on."
* "I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said 'Sorry, we're closed.' You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten and say, 'Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!'"
* "I had this parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say 'Im hungry.' So it died."
* "I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like 'You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product.' Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean."
* "I got an ant farm... them 'fellas didn't grow shit."
* "Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."
* "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah'."
* "I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say 'Sweet.' And then people would say, 'Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?' I'd say, 'Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough.'"
* "My friend said to me, 'I think the weather's trippy.' I said, 'No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy.' Then I thought, "Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'"
* "When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. ]Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter.] But I like crackers man, that's why I bought it, 'cause I like crackers! I don't see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates! You've got no faith in the product itself."
* "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
* "I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist."
* "One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture of you is when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!'"
* "I have a new CD; it's in stores, and when you have a CD in stores, you have to do in-store appearances, and if nobody shows up, I just pretend like I'm shopping. That's how I shop; I sit behind a table with a pen."

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